CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS YEAR ROUND: DO YOU TRUST ME? BECAUSE IF YOU DO ...

Sunday, January 15, 2012

DO YOU TRUST ME? BECAUSE IF YOU DO ...

... you are SOOOO going to want to visit this blog I happened upon.
http://mylifeandkids.com/

Why, you ask? Well, first because I have FINALLY found a person who actually rivals MY insanity! Second, because it's so blasted funny I have to make sure I pee BEFORE I read her posts! FOR REAL. I don't KNOW Anna. I mean, I JUST discovered her blog. But I know I cannot get enough of her humor. She's totally certifiable! I mean that as the HIGHEST kind of compliment! Go on. Go over there & take a peek. I DARE you. But (1) do NOT - I repeat - NOT - read anything she's posted if you are drinking coffee, tea, water, ANYTHING because you will spew it everywhere! Jingle, if YOU go visit Anna's blog, NO CANDY while reading it! PLEASE - I couldn't take it if I were responsible for your choking! (2) Don't plan on leaving her blog till you've read at LEAST most of it! And (3) don't say I didn't WARN you if you didn't hit the potty BEFORE you go. HAVE FUN OVER THERE. I SURELY DID!!! (Oh. And if you leave a comment - bet you WILL - tell her Kai sent you. That will most likely initiate a post about old lady blog stalkers. BWAHAHAHAHA ...!)

5 comments:

Susan @ Blackberry Creek said...: Well, you're right, of course. That's a great blog. SHe's a great and funny writer. And you're a great crazy lady. Love you, Kai.; January 15, 2012 at 7:31 AM
vivian said...: ok.. going there now.. could use a good laugh!; January 15, 2012 at 9:12 AM
creativedawn said...: OH MY GOODNESS!!! Boy, is she so funny! Thank you so much for sending me there! I DO TRUST YOU! You are CRaZy! Of course I trust you.. totally! Lol, really she is very funny and I left her a comment on how you sent me over there on that blog entry that addressed the ugly comment left on her blog back in November. Some folks are just running on empty, trying to get through life...you can't be happy here if you cannot laugh at yourself sometimes!
Thanks and I'm wishing for you a lovely evening!
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((KAI))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))); January 15, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Jingle said...: LOL! Breakfast is over, so I'm out of candy for the day. I'll go check it out!; January 16, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Anna, www.mylifeandkids.com said...: Thanks for the great shout out Kai!! You're awesome!; January 16, 2012 at 11:08 AM

WHAT I'M READING

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THE BUDDHA IN THE ATTIC - At a scant 129 pages, this compact book holds so much intense emotion I could not read it as quickly as I wanted. I had to stop, chew, swallow, and wait for each nuance of each chapter to digest. Narrated by a single (unknown) woman of Japanese heritage, THE BUDDHA IN THE ATTIC is the story of Japanese women pre-WWII, who came to America as promised wives to Japanese men. They arrived with hopes and dreams, fear and excitement, memories and momentos. Each woman carried a different past into her new present. But all carried ONE thing in common - a photo of her husband-to-be. Suffice it to say, all were NOT what the pictures OR the letters promised. This story is a quick moving account of what happened once the women arrived until which time they found themselves in the middle of the second world war and all the fear and prejudice and change it brought. Though the reader never learns the name of the narrator or gets to focus on any one woman, somehow the overview of ALL the women is sufficient to move the story along easily and interestingly. I loved it. I really, really LOVED it!
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Scars by Cheryl Rainfield - OMG! I read this straight through, shivering, crying, remembering ...! The main character, Khendra, is in therapy for sexual abuse which began at age 2. The problem is - her mind is supressing the identity of her abuser. A WORSE problem? Her abuser is trailing her; leaving threats and insidious messages. Khendra also cuts herself. This relieves the pain inside yet leaves physical scars meant to soothe the emotional ones. This book is one you will read until you gasp for air and realize you haven't been breathing! PLEASE, if you want to understand the methods of a predator and the agony of a person being abused, read this book. It isn't pretty. It isn't happy. But it's REAL. And it MAY just help YOU help someone else one day.
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