Good Morning! My name is Snowbaby. If you read Kai's blog on a regular basis, you will know that in 1982 Kai rescued me from my previous family who abandoned me on the ... sniff, sniff ... trash heap. She took me to her home and gave me a VERY nice bath in a big old tub of water, then dried me in a fun tumbly thing. I've lived with her ever since. Usually I stay with my other snow friends and Christmas pals in the lil' room (Kai calls it a CHRISTMAS CLOSET) and come out to visit Kai only the day after Thanksgiving (I think it's called that because I'M so thankful to be out of that crowded room) until Christmas day. But THIS year Kai decided I was way too adorable to go back! YAY!!!! (Actually, I've been TELLING her that for 20 years - she's kinda dense sometimes but - shhhh! - it's okay 'cause she's got a good heart.) Anyway, today, besides giving all of YOU a chance to KNOW me, I wanted to show you what I do when I'm NOT just LOOKING cute! Have you noticed the photo of Kai's grandson, Jacob over there to the right of her blog? Go ahead and take a second to look at him. He's an Army officer and really a nice and fun guy. I've known him for years. But he has become sort of confused about one of his abilities. See, HE thinks HE is the MASTER PLANKER. True, he planks pretty well. But he ISN'T the champ. Huh-uh. THAT would be ...
ME, ME, ME!
I DO have the pictures to prove it. And for your viewing pleasure, I will post some photos of moi planking. (See? I'm also good at other languages. A multi-talented Snowbaby!) I DEFY the odds, don't I? I mean, come ON! Can any of YOU plank on an alarm clock? How about a computer? Okay. MAYBE if you are SEVERELY anorexic or you've been training 24/7 with Jillian Michael's. But let's get real here. NO ONE - I repeat - NO. ONE. AT. ALL. besides Snowbaby can plank on a roll of toilet paper. Plank on THAT, Jacob! I DARE you to try. And now I will leave you to enjoy my WORLD CHAMPION planking. It was VERY nice to meet all of you! Bye-bye!
|THIS IS ME!!!!! AREN'T I CUTE?|
|PLANKING ON THE TINY ARM OF RAY'S DESK CHAIR|
|REALLY???? I AMAZE MYSELF!|
|ON THE ARM OF THE LOVE SEAT|
|ON THE BACK OF KAI'S ROCKER WHERE SHE SLEEPS|
|ON THE BACK OF KAI'S FOLDING CHAIR|
|ON - CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS - THE ALARM CLOCK|
|ON TOP OF RAY'S COMPUTER|
|ON THE TOWEL RACK - LET'S SEE YOU PLANK UP HERE, JAKE!|
|ON KAI'S SPICE RACK|
|ON THE SHELF|
|ON THE AFRICAN STATUE LADY'S LAP|
|ON THE KITCHEN WINDOW SILL|
|AND ON THE ARM OF THE RECLINER|